“Have you ever had a PB&J without the jelly? Holy shit. One time my mom packed me a PB&J and she forgot the jelly. I was in kindergarten I think. I flipped shit about that, oh my god. I blew a goddamn gasket. I was like ‘what the hell is this?’ No, not really. I was in kindergarten. But I was pissed off. I went home and I was like, ‘Bitch, you’re not my mother.’”